- Anti Joke

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Is maynaise an instrument?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

your social life.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Is maynaise an instrument?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

your social life.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away