Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Where's my tractor?

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Link ate ink to make him sink.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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