- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

So a horse walks into a barn.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Your face

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Has u seen my grammar?

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What can fly? Lots of things

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Whats red and dirty? Her period

outside your comfort zone

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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