- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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