- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Potassium? K.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Do you love me? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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