I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Women's rights

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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