- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him