What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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