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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mom is so old she died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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