There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I like colin but not as much as apple

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I'm winning at Scrabble.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Nickelback

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Female rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops