- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

steven hawking walks into a bar

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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