- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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