Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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