What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Continents are large islands.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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