what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Has u seen my grammar?

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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