Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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