White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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There's my tractor.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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anal seepage

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Justin Bieber

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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