Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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VAGINA.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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