- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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