When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Lil Wayne

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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