roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Nice belt.

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