A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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The WNBA

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