Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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OIO

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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