- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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