- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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