- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

My wife made me a sandwich

Lets Go Lakers!

A baby seal walks into a club.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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