Vicky is my best friend.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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im at school

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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