A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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