This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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girls basketball

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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