- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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