The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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