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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Jake. Walsh.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Justin Bieber

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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