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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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