I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A black man walks Into a bar.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Obamacare

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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