A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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RUN

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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