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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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