AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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