- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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