- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

wanna hear a joke? yes

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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