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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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