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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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