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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Cancer.

Cows are land manatees.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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