Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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how may i help you

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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