You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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pudding

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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This is not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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