why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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