- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what's black and can't swim?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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