- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Koalas mum is a slut

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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