- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

whos district champs not JM

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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