- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

your mom was so fat that she died.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Christianity

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

ur gay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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