How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Women's rights.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Cancer.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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