- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did? Yes

... i forgot the joke :p

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

bryden is a faggot

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