what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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9/11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Dislike this.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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