- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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