- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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