what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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say cheese

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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