Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

its funny cuz i laughed!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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