- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

I have a gay camel

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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