Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why was the woman?

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Okay, after this one then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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