- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

a woman votes!

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

hi bye

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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