What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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