What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

leon harney ya pikey

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what's black and can't swim?

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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