Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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