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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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