- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Women's Rights

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Homonyms should be band.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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