Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Sixty... eight

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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The MLS

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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