i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

YOU

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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