you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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