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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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