Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Y u do dis?

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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everybody loves raymond

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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