- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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