Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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