what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Y u do dis?

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