- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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