Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Reading books

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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