Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

who else is on here?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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