- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

5 people are walking

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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