- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

cliché rebecca black joke.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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