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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What comes after 69? 70

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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