Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Nuneaton..

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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