What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What's circular and round A circle

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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