A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Nuneaton..

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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