- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Safe sex MR

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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