Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A mans opinion.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Penis

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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cats are pussies

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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