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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Seven

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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