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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

This is not a joke or is it

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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